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The craft food company presents the Great Gilder Slave! It's The Great Gilder Slave, starring Harold Perry, brought to you by the craft food company. Makers of Poi Kay Magerin and a complete line of famous quality food products.

All is serene in the home of The Great Gilder Slave. Breakfast is over and the dishes have been washed. The great man is retired to the solitude of his study to balance his checkbook. Outside the mud of the first saw is lying as quietly as only mud can lie.

And inside... Oh, Tom, found it back in pleater. How can I think? Well, well, check's still out. Better get it down here in black and white. Let's see, $25.84 at a cool company. $12.47 at a laundry.

A burnt, darn cheap pencil. Where's my fountain pen? nuts. Birdie! Birdie! Where's my pen? Birdie! Water Birdie? Birdie, I said I haven't been writing a new... Why did you say birdie? Why? I can't find it! Why is everybody around here have to shout? Anything wrong with guilty? No Birdie, nothing important. Just my checking

account and the way people in this house are always mislaying my things. Oh, I thought you was yelling about your fountain there in your vest. Yes, Bertie, I wasn't vest. So it is. I knew it was someplace. Thank you, Bertie. Always glad to help, Mr. Gil, please, especially when you're working on something. Yes, well, thank you, Bertie. All you got to do is say

the word, Mr. Gil, please, and I thought whatever I'm doing to help out. Very well, Bertie. I I appreciate it. Yes, sir. Always glad to help. It's not late. That's why I turned off the vacuum cleaner, Mr. Gilsey.