Flashback - Plays Cyrano, Meet Eve

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Mr. Gilder's League. Morning, Bessie. Little late. Bring your book into my office with you. I'm gonna dictate some... What's this? Roses? Mm-hmm. For me? Uh-huh. Who from? Read the note. It's tied on there. Mr. Gillis Lee, congratulations and best wishes on your fourth anniversary as water commissioner from Bessie Well, that's very nice. I hope you like them like them. I should say I do

Bye, George Is it really four years four years You know Bessie if anyone had told me four years ago that I was going to be a water commissioner I'd have said they were crazy. They would have been too.

How did you ever come to go into the water business, Mr. D'Oderse? That's a fair question. Just fate, I guess, Bessie. Just fate. Fate. What a plumber. You know, things have been different, Bessie. I might have been a singer.

Or even possibly an actor. What's so funny? I've done acting in my time, right here in Summerfield, too. Really? I can't imagine you. I mean... You can't imagine me what? I can't imagine you kissing people.

The other things do acting besides kissing, Bessie. This part called for a very little kissing, as a matter of fact. Unfortunately. It was something Marjorie got me into. My niece. She was mixed up with a little theatre group here one year.

Character named Bruce Fairfield was running it. I don't remember how I ever got sucked into it, but the first thing you know, they had me doing everything. including playing the leading role. Why, Mr. Gillis, leave.