Leroy Learns to Dance - Party for Ethel

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It's a fact long recognized in the Gilder's Leaves household that if you want to catch the old boy in a pleasant mood, catch him when he's sitting down to dinner. And right there is where we catch him this evening.

evening. He has just tucked his napkin into his vest, beamed upon his little family, and cracked a medium sized joke. From Marjorie, all he gets is... Oh, Uncle. ...but from Leroy. Ha ha ha ha! Look at all those jokes, son.

It's not as funny as all that. I thought it was funny. Crackers, please, Marjorie. Oh, say, Ench. Before I forget it, well, never mind. I'll wait and you'll finish your soup. What is it, my boy?

No, go ahead. I don't want to interrupt you. I am perfectly capable of eating and listening at the same time, Leroy. An old trick handed down to me by my father. Well, uh, the principal today, she...

Miss Goodwin? Yeah, she... Well, one of the she could have a talk with you. She does, eh? What is Miss Goodwin wish to talk to me about Leroy? Please. I knew it. Where is this?

No, what's in it? Why are you keeping it from me? I'm not keeping it from me. I'm not keeping it from me. I've got it right here somewhere. That's funny. I did have it. Gosh.

The other pocket Lee Roy. Thanks, March. There it is, Uncle. No. Yeah Why don't you mind your own business? Why did you pretend it didn't have it? None of that Lee Roy this note is addressed to me. How does it happen that you're familiar with its contents?