Gildy in a Rut - New Image

The Craft Food Company presents The Great Gilder's Leaves. It's The Great Gilder's Leaves, starring Harold Perry, brought to you by The Craft Food Company, makers of a complete line of famous quality food products.

Now let's get on to Summerfield in the Gilder's Leaves house. It's a balmy spring evening, and it seems to be whispering something to Gilder's Leaves. On the surface he appears to be toying with his after-dinner coffee, but underneath.

All right, George, I think I'm all right. Search you a little this evening? Yes, sir. Time to get back in that. Wonder who I should call off. What'd you say? Huh? Uh, just talking to myself, Marjorie.

Ficking you going off this evening. Why don't you call out Mrs. Rancin? Well, there's always Mrs. Rancin. You haven't seen her in quite a while. We could ten days. I feel like calling someone else, though.

Let's see. You've good with maybe. seen her in months. I might just give her a jingle. Friday night she has teachers meeting. Oh, well, who else do I know? Mrs. Ransome. Besides her. I give up. Who do you know?

Nobody, I guess. Well, I'll give Leela a break. What the heck? You better call her. Call Leela? Nah, Leela's always available. That's one good thing about Leela. She's always handy and she's always home. I'll just back the car out and take her to the movies.

Uh, good ol' Lila. I'll buy seats in the loads and hold her hand. Hehehehehe. Eww, there's a light in the parlor. Well, no use being fancy about this. Meeeeeehehehe. There she comes to the window.

It's me! Put on your hat for going to the movies. What? Nuts. Looks like I'll have to be fancy after all. Oh well. who she thinks she's pushing around. Playing hard to get at her age.