Annual Dinner with Judge Hooker

The Craft Foods Company presents the Great Gilderslee. It's the Great Gilderslee, starring Harold Perry, brought to you by the Craft Foods Company, makers of a complete line of famous quality food product.

Now let's see what goes on with the Great Gilderslee. He comes home in the evening and finds the hall table, piled up as usual, with everything under the sun. Confounded, let's clean up this mess here.

Leroy, Marjorie. Good evening, let me know for you. Why must everybody pile everything on this table? Good evening, Bernie. Dinner's just about ready. Right away. Marjorie? Hello, Anki. Your hat. Leroy? Did you call me on?

Get this out of here. I'll burn it. Okay. Here after I want this table? How long has this letter been here? What's this? Oh, that came a couple of days ago. A couple of... Listen, mail is important.

Don't you know that? Lying around here for a couple of days. a couple of days. Suppose that was a check for a million dollars, Leroy. I'm asking you. Suppose that was a check for a million dollars.

Why don't you let me see? Leroy, have you washed your hands? I wasn't reading it all. Have you washed your hands? Sure. Well, go wash them. Okay. The man has no more privacy around here than...

What day is this, Marjorie? Wednesday. I mean, what date? I think it's a third. Oh my goodness, then this is for tomorrow. Oh, that's terrible. It says RSVP. I don't know what you must think of me by now.

I'll just have to call her up. Miss Gelsley, dinner. Bernie, do you know how long this letter has been lying on this table here? Five days. At least. Well, confound it as time you people around here learned that mail is important.