Teaching Marjorie Domestic Arts

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Every man should have a hobby, or so the doctors tell us, and Gilder Sleeves has his. You'll find him at it morning, noon and night, his eyes shining, his mouth watering, and his napkin tucked under his chin.

This evening, however, appears to be a semi-formal occasion, for the Gilder's leave napkin is at half-mast. He has tucked it gently into the top of his vest in honor of his old friend Judge Hooker, whom he is entertaining at a family dinner.

Judge, pass your plate, and let me give you a little more of the fresh meat. Well, if you insist, but only a very tiny piece struck, what? About like that? Well, not that tiny. I should like to say at this time, Bertie, that this is one of the most superb dinners I've ever encountered.

Oh, Chuck, it's just a dinner. I'd call it a masterpiece of the culinary art. Yeah, birdies of jewel, all right, Judge. The kind that's hard to find. Didn't say that again. I speak as one who has had three housekeepers in the last three months, all incompetent, and none of them cooks.

You're all still judging. I'll go get you some more biscuits. And Leroy, that's my glass. Hey, look, I can wear two. That'll do Leroy. Leroy's performance calls to mind the old Swiss bellringers they used to have in Baudeville.

Have either of you children... Hey, Ench! Excuse me, Judge. Hey, Ench, can I go to the majestic a week from Thursday? We'll see, Leroy. I gotta go. Can I help, please? We're gonna have famous Jones.