Leila Returns Home

The Craft Foods Company presents The Great Gilder's Leave. Yeah. It's The Great Gilder's Leave, starring Harold Perry, brought to you by The Craft Foods Company, makers of Barquet Margaroon, and a complete line of famous quality food products.

Now let's join The Great Gilder's Leave, who was up early this morning. There's a nip of autumn in the air, but Gilder's Leave is taking his morning bath just the same, and we can hear him.

I love life and I want to live. I love hope. Darn soap. Oh well. I love life and I want to live. Hot cakes are really super. Shoot the syrup. William Arge here. Leroy, you don't have to drown them.

What's it to you? You waste so much, Sarah. I won't waste any. I'll use it up with some more cakes. Your table manners are disgusting. You'll be sorry if you're ever invited out anywhere. I got swam in as my go-out.

Gosh, did you hear him all singing up there? He feels sweltered then. I know. I know why, too. Yeah, why? Mrs. Ransom is coming home today. Gosh, is that any reason for him to go crazy?

Singing isn't crazy. Nobody shaved twice. And he gave me 75 cents to go to the football game next Saturday. Didn't even argue. You'll understand someday, little boy. Ah, you think everything is love. Romance. Oh! Here comes the great lover now.

Good morning, Marjorie. Good morning, Enki. I told Birdie you were here, Enki. I heard you, my boy. Is that a new shirt, Enki? It's lovely. P.K. I bought it yesterday. It looks so rich. Post-war shirt.

I haven't been able to buy this kind of stuff. Good morning, Bertie. They'll probably have a list of jewels. You want eggs or hotcakes this morning? Take the hotcakes, young guy. That's super. You've tested him thoroughly.