Bullards Have a Party

Craft presents The Great Gilder Sleeve. Yeah. Craft Cheese Company, makers of Parquet Marjorin and a complete line of famous quality food products, presents Harold Perry as The Great Gilder Sleeve. Craft brings you The Great Gilder Sleeve every week at this time, written by John Wheaton and Sam Moore with Music by Claude Sweetin.

We'll hear from The Great Gilder Sleeve in just a moment. First, a special message. This summer, four million emergency workers are urgently needed on American farms. You can help by devoting your spare time and energies to the task of cultivating and harvesting these vital crops.

Plan now to be a victory farm volunteer. And now, here's good advice to everyone who's working extra hard these days. Help replenish some of that energy you use up each day by spreading delicious parquet margarine on bread, toast, rolls and crackers.

Parquet, you know, is one of the very best energy foods you can eat. And it's fortified by craft so that every pound contains 9,000 units of important vitamin A. So for delicious, satisfying flavor, and for good nutrition too, serve parquet at every meal.

Tomorrow, ask your dealer for parquet, P-A-R-K-A-Y, Parquet margarine made by craft. Now for the great Gilder sleeve. A thing that's always puzzled Gilder sleeve is how Bertie, working as she does in the back of the house, always knows what goes on out front.

Yesterday morning, for instance, the family was sitting quietly at breakfast, gilders leave with his mind on his troubles, Marjorie with her mind on hers, Leroy with his mind on a cinnamon bun, when suddenly Bertie came charging in from the kitchen.

Please, don't scare me like that, Bertie. What is it? Yeah, what? Look there! Where? Across the street in front of the bullets. Well, I'll be. Undertaker's wagon. We don't usually call him wagons, birdie. See, there's a man getting out the driver's seat. Bye, George. You don't suppose. I mean, I wonder who... I mean, I hope nobody.