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The Great Gilder Sleeve! The Great Gilder Sleeve! The Great Gilder Sleeve! A special re-broadcast for all you soldiers, sailors, and marines of the United Nations! Listen to another amazing episode in the life of The Great Gilder Sleeve!

Now let's see what The Great Gilder Sleeve is up to. Those who know him will find it hard to believe, but at six o'clock in the morning, a good hour and a half before breakfast, he's up and out of the house.

Dressed in a sweater, some old flannel pants, and a pair of bulging sneakers, he's out on the streets of Summerfield, jogging along at a dog trot with Leroy pacing him on his bicycle. I think we better turn back really soon, Leroy.

Leroy! Slow down. I'm supposed to want some exercise. I do. We don't have to be in such a hurry. We're not going anyplace, you know. Just for the exercise. Wait off that way, let's go!

All right. How did I ever get into this? How did he get into it? Well, for the answer to that, we'll have to go back to the evening before, when Gilders leave found an excuse to call on a certain friend, well-wisher, Miss Eve Goodwin.

In dreams I kiss your hand, madam, your dainty fingertips. Good candy. And while in slumberland, madam, I'm baking for your lips. I wonder whose picture that is. I have a chocolatey. No thanks, no more for me.

You know? I've been meaning to ask you, Eve. Whose photograph is that? Photograph. On the piano here. The funny-looking goof. Who's that? The funny-looking goof is my brother Fred. Probably doesn't do injustice. That's a very good likeness.