Horror Asparagus Stories

My father was a big old toy Toad, Toad, big old toy He lives in a hole in the middle of the road Oh, through, little there are My mother was a little random Random, random, random A little game, she lived at home And a little anything Hey, hey, little anything My brother was a slimy frog

Frog, frog, slimy frog He lived in a swamp in a rotten log No, no, no, no My sister was a crummy witch Witch, witch, crummy witch He lived in the woods in a dirty ditch Ditch, ditch, dirty ditch Yes My grandma was a wiggly snake

Say, say, sing, wiggly say She lived on a hill in a staggon lake Lake, lake, staggon lake The grandpa was the color green Green, green, the color green She lived in a what? On an office plane Staying, flake, office plane But yet she was a corny a train Staying, flake, corny a train

See this in the heart of a pooping brain Brain, brain, hoping brain But y'all call us a strange disease A change in brain, brain, disease You live, go with good and forgot to breathe Brain, brain, forgotten brain So just bend your tongue Which you can go with A, A, A Brain, brain, disease