Concerto for War Bonds

This is the Danny K Show with Harry James and his music makers. Presented by Pat Blue Ribbon, 33 fine blues blended into one great beer. Yes, Neighbors, for your entertainment, Pat Blue Ribbon presents, E-Bart, Bob Jealousen, Benny Ruben, Shirley Mitchell, the outstanding music of America's top man, Harry James and his music-maker, yours truly Ken Niles, and those 33 fine talents blended into one great comedian,

Danny Kay! A great honor has been conferred on our boy Danny Kay. He has been appointed chairman of the seventh war-lown bond drive in his neighborhood. For the past week he has been busy recruiting bond sales, and as we look at him now he is recording his activities and his daring diary.

Dear Diary, Monday, Eve Arden came over today to type the speech and schedule to make it neighborhood bond rally and as she sat down a machine she said go ahead Danny start dictating I'll take down your speech on the typewriter okay let's see how I start oh yes friends I got a lot of friends

I go ahead Danny continue yes it is indeed a privilege for me to address you good people of our community on this most important occasion That's all I get for that? Well, goodness. You know, Evie, you could type much better if you took the cover off the machine.

Well, Danny, I haven't typed in quite a few years. You know, I once worked as a secretary for a firm that printed fear the tickets. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. A father and his son ran it, but I quit.

Oh, why? Well, the son stuck to business printing tickets, but the old man was always making passes. Continue. Never mind reviewing your jaded past, Stevie. We've got work to do. Right now we've got to get out and sell some bonds on the neighborhood.