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Dog Gets Danny Evicted

The Danny Kaye Show · February 17, 1945 · 29 min · 3,566 words

The transcript of “Dog Gets Danny Evicted”, an episode of The Danny Kaye Show first broadcast February 17, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays The Danny Kaye Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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yours truly Ken Niles, And Danny Kay! Tonight we find that a new waitress has entered into Danny Kay's complicated life. Whereas we open the door that leads into his hotel room, we find him trying to teach his new dog a few tricks with the assistance of Lionel Sanders.

Alright, now sit up. Atta boy, sit up, sit up. Up, up, up. That's it. All over. All over. Atta boy. Now, lay down and play dead. Play dead? That's a good dog. Now hold your paws up.

Pause up. Pause up. There's a good fella. Okay, thanks Lionel. Now, so let's see if the dog can do it. It's having fun. I bet you he don't catch on as fast as I did.

Well, we'll see you. Now, come here Fletcher. All right now Fletcher, come on. Sit up. See Lionel? He did it the first time. He's smart, all right. What kind of a dog is he, Danny?

Oh, he's a genuine Tennessee bear. No. Catch his bears. Well, I don't know about bears, but he sure caught something between here and Tennessee. Look at him scratch. Yeah, you're right Lionel. That's terrible. He's got fleas, you know. Yeah, I wonder how to get rid of him.

very annoying. I've had him several times. How did you get rid of him? Who got rid of him? Maybe I better dip you both in kerosene. Oh, he's a little kid. What's that? That's my dog, Fletcher. What? Oh, Evie, isn't that sweet? He likes your leg makeup. Yeah, well let him by his own. It's too much of a bottle.

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