Plane Trip to Washington

Perhaps Blue Ribbon presents the Danny K Show. Yes, Neighbors, this is the Danny K Show with E. Varden, Lionel Stander, yours truly Ken Niles and the outstanding music of America's top band, Harry James and his music maker.

For Entertainment, Perhaps Blue Ribbon 33 Fine Bruce, blended into one great beer, and presents 23 fine talents, blended into one great comedian, Danny Kay! At the moment we find our hero in his hotel room, splashing and singing in his bathtub.

Hey, Penny Pancier! Hey! Just a moment, please. Pancier! Now who is it? Peekaboo! Oh, it's you, Lionel! Pfft!

You little wimpers! Whoo! Whoa! Whoa! Oh, you little wimpers! Oh, you little wimpers! Whew! Whew! Gosh, this water's cold. Well, if it's so cold, why don't you change the hot water on? Well, I can kill the goldfish.

fish? But, but Danny, why do you keep your goldfish in the bathtub? Because I don't fit in the fishbowl. Look at those goldfish line. Oh, and they cute. What do you do? They're cute. Yeah, they're smart too. Come on, you little devils. Whip a few little tails around and watch the soap of daddy.

I'm amazing. Oh, nothing at all, I don't know nothing at all. Now come on, go, Liz. Do it trick for your uncle, Lionel. Well, I'll be done. They're blowing soap bubbles. Yes, well, I better hurry up and get dressed.

I say, a brisk rub down, a brush of the teeth and, oh, darn it. Hey, Denny, what are you doing? I squeezed too much toothpaste out, and now I'm having the darnest time pushing it back in the tube.

I wonder why I make them tubes one way. Hey Danny, why are you going to your suits and stuff like that? Are you going someplace? Am I going someplace? I'm going to Washington, didn't you know?