A Baby From Washington

Perhaps Blue Ribbon presents the Danny K Show. This is the Danny K Show with E-Barden's Lionel Stander, yours truly Ken Niles, and the outstanding music of America's top band, Harry James and his music maker.

Yes, Mavors, for your entertainment, perhaps Blue Ribbon 33 Fine Brews blended into one great Here, present 33 fine talents blended into one great comedian. Danny Kaye! From the march of time, we greet our aerial glow-trotter, Danny Kaye, as he returns from Washington and sets foot on good old California soil.

Step right down, Mr. Kaye. Ah, good old Sonny California. There he is, Miss Sudden. Hiya, Danny. Hello, little hi-v. Hello, Danny. Welcome home. Thanks, Danny. You miss me? And they did. This place wasn't the same without you. Now that you're back, we can all return to abnormal.

Ah, you're a... just a little dawg. Say Lionel, would you carry my bags a minute, please? I've got to carry this little bundle I brought back from washing sure. I knew it. I knew it.

Danny K. Just quite as in this little bundle. Another milking machine. Oh, on the contrary. Look. Aah! Well, it ain't Fanny Grace's death. Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, nooo, would you marry me, would you marry me?

New lazy day, hey, baby, Ahhhhhh! Lionel, turn your face the other way! I thought that would do it. Danny Kay, where did that baby come from? Oh, he's very... It came from Washington. Well, let me put it another way.

I wish you would. Who is this baby's mother? A woman. Well, that's startling information. Now who is this woman? I know. What? Well, look, I just met her as I was getting on the plane.