A Valentine for Jack Benny

Paps Blue Ribbon presents the Danny K Show. This is the Danny K Show with E. Varden, Lionel Standard, Bob Jellison, Kitty Callen, Buddy DeVito, yours truly can niles on the outstanding music of America's top band, Harry James and his music maker.

Yes, neighbors, for your entertainment, Pats Blue Ribbon, 33 fine brews, Blended into one great beer, Present 33 fine talents, Blended into one great comedian, Danny K! Hello, airport. This is Danny K again.

Is the 730 plane going to take off on time? What? Oh, well, do you think there's a chance of it getting through? Hmm... Well, how's the weather over the Rockies? Well, all right. If you're ready to take the chance, I will. Goodbye.

Danny, are you taking a plane trip again? Oh, no. I just wanted to see if it was safe to send us letter AMEL. All that fuss about an air mail letter. I'm surprised you didn't ask for a fighter escort.

Say that's it. Oh, you. That's a pretty good idea. Hello, airport. Get off that phone. Evie, this isn't just an ordinary letter. You know, it's a valentine. Oh, Valentine. Well, that is precious cargo. Who are you valentining to?

Oh, it's to my pal, Jack Benny. Oh, well, he is my pal. I believe you. You're sending it to New York then. Yes, by way of Rochester. Look, dear Jack Benny, thanks so many for being so sweet to me, Though I take beer and skittles from my usual vitals, for you, L.S. I'll have tea.

Oh, that's really very sweet. Yes, and look what Jack sent me. Oh, a heart-shaped box from Jack Benny. Yeah, and look what's in it. What in the world is that? A feather-duster's mother-in-law? Oh, no, honey, that's Jack's toupee.