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The Milking Machine

The Danny Kaye Show · January 20, 1945 · 29 min · 3,194 words

The transcript of “The Milking Machine”, an episode of The Danny Kaye Show first broadcast January 20, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays The Danny Kaye Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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and we've walked all over town, we can't find a movie we haven't seen. Why is that? I guess maybe we saw them all, huh? Yeah, but, but ain't it funny, every theater you took me to was playing the same picture, up in arms.

Yeah! Well, that's a coincidence, isn't it? You wanna see it again? Well, shit, then, how about seeing a gangster picture? Shooting, bang, bang, and all that stuff? Hey, look at that banner. There's just the kind of picture I like.

Action today. What a cast. Flynn, raft, and caggy. Lionel, that sign says auction today. And that's Flynn, Rafferty, and Carney. They're not actors. They're auctioneers. But what are they doing in a movie? Lionel, it is not a movie. It's an auction sale.

Oh, I heard about them, auctions, but I never seen one. Let's go in and watch. All right, but listen, don't let them talk into buying anything. Come on. And our ladies and gentlemen, this next article here is a very rare one indeed for these times.

I don't have to tell you how hard it is to get any sort of mechanical appliances. But we have here a practically new article that all of you who have farms or rangers should really live in for.

I am referring to this genuine 1943 model gentle action milking machine. She? Then do they get milked from machines, these days? No Lionel, first the machine gets it from the cow. That's nice. Alright now come come let's get going.

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