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Guest Eddie Cantor
The Danny Kaye Show · January 6, 1945 · 29 min · 3,102 words
The transcript of “Guest Eddie Cantor”, an episode of The Danny Kaye Show first broadcast January 6, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays The Danny Kaye Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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This is the Danny K show with E. Varden, Lionel Stander, our very special visiting celebrity, Eddie Cantor, and the music of America's top band, Harry James and his music mace. 33 fine blues blended into one great beer present the premiere performance of 33 fine talents blended into one great comedian, Daddy Kay. You see Mr. Kay, that's just what
it's going to sound like when you go on the air for us next Saturday night. Now just sign on the dotted line. Gee thanks Mr. Paps but I, well I don't know what to say. Well my boy, you'd better think of something by Saturday night. Now Mr. Kay, sit right down here at
the desk inside the contract here's my thing I say what's the matter with the sink it's foaming all that's not ain't my boy I never feel my pen with anything but blue ribbon well this will probably be the first signature in history with a head on it that's good that's very good Congratulations, Jay!
Oh, I'm going to do that. Oh, Mr. Capps, you know Lionel Stander, Ken Niles, and of course you know my manager, Evardn. Oh, yes, and I don't want you to call us or any worries, Mr. K.
After all, we don't want Miss Arden to heart... MAAAAAAH! Oh... You know, our orchestra lead him, Terry James. Oh, yes, of course. That's my blow ribbon boy. That's very cute, Mr. Paps, and corny. Ah, what a momentous occasion this is.
To think that in this little hotel suite, any K, the party of the Frace Pot, and Blue Ribbon Party of the Second Pot have merged their mutual interest. As for me, I am happy to sanction this union.
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