Guest Arthur Treacher ( )

Hey you! Hey Danny Kay! Oh well it's my average radio listener. Yeah, demand in the street. I want to talk to you about your program. Okay, what about my program? That's what drove me out in the street.

Starting already, eh? Look, what makes you think you're qualified to criticize my program anyway? Oh, I make a regular study of comedy programs, Kay. You do? When any other comedian comes on the air, I sit in the living room and wait for him to get off a joke.

Oh, and when I come on, I sit in the park and wait for you to get off the air. Did you ever stop to think that maybe the reception on your radio isn't so good?

Uh, what kind of current do you use? PC, but when you're on it, rather have AC. Alternating current? Yeah, Abbott and Costello. Look, John, you know, in spite of your attitude, I really appreciate your criticism and I'd like to do something nice for you.

Oh yeah, like for instance what? Well, I'd like to send you on an ocean voyage. Yeah. and all expense crews on a torpedo. I'm surprised that you're talking like that, Kate. And after all the wake I've done to try and improve your program.

What have you done to improve my program? I've been trying to get you off, ain't I? That's enough, Bella. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Dick Joy introducing the Danny K Show with Butterfly McQueen, Dave Terry and his orchestra, and our special guest this evening, Mr. Arthur Treeture.

Now here's the star of our show Danny starts the show off tonight with a number from the Samuel Goldwyn production Wonder Man the valley boogie The three native girl looks sorta like the parlons thought the porter