Court of Human Relations ( )

You, Danny Kay, I've been waiting for you. Oh, I was afraid you'd be here. The average radio listener. What do you hear from the moon? Keeping yourself the last few days, chum. Oh, I've been in bed with my last week's program.

Well, let me tell you right here and now, that show had zip and ginger. To the Hadlamanabana. First said my show was good, I'd retire. In that case, let me congratulate you on last week's program.

Well, look, my friend, I can take honest criticism, but you're always exaggerating. Well, I'm only human. There you go, exaggerating again. Split my mind. Why don't you quit? There is she? This is Mary Margaret McBride.

I think I can do about that, but I do know that I can be my own guest star because I happen to have right here in my back pocket as split personality. Yeah.

I'll show you. Gentlemen, this is Dick Joy introducing the Danny K Show with Butterfly McQueen, Dave Terry and his orchestra, and our special guest this evening, Mr. Danny K. And here's the star of our show.

The the the the Danny K! Popular singing dancing committee of the silver screen direct from California greetings from Hollywood Mr. Danny K! Dick, did you notice that mister Danny K got more applause than Danny K?

Well, it serves your eye for getting yourself as a guest star. Or take it easy. This is going to be tough enough being my own guest star playing all hearts myself. Well, if it's so tough, why are you doing it?

Well, I was forced into it. I just couldn't get anybody else. I thought of getting Gregory Rata. He was in town last week. So I walked over to his hotel talking about it and on the way I got the thinking.