Runyon 4x-xx-xx ep37 Melancholy Dane

The Damon Runyon Theatre Once again, the Damon Runyon Theatre brings you another story by the master storyteller, Damon Runyon. And this one, the Mallon-Tolly Dame. And to tell it to you, here is Broadway.

Thanks. Well, it is a matter of a few years back that I am sitting in Mindy's enjoying a snack. When I look up and see that Ambrose Hammer, the dramatic critic, is looking down at me.

Now, what happens quite often that citizens come in to Mindy's and pick my table for some discussion or other? and rather so I think nothing of it when Ambrose seats himself and opens the proceedings as follows. Hello Broadway, doing anything special tonight? No, what is on your mind? Want to go to a play? What kind? Hamlet. Oh no, ever see it? I never see it

but I know all about it. At two in the morning this place is crowded with citizens who think they are active and who do all their practice in as follows. To be or not to be? That is the question. Whether it is noble or in the mind to suffer uh, et cetera, et cetera, to whip.

You know, Ambrose, that makes for very dull conversation because it is very one-sided, ah-ha. Anyhow, go with me tonight. What is special about tonight? Mansfield Saffen is playing the melancholy dame. I think you say it is Hamlet.

Yes, it is. Mansfield Saffen, eh? The same. But is he not the musical comedy citizen? It seems to me he is reaching for a wide moment when he swings at Shakespeare. Aha, that is just it Broadway.

We are going to see Hamlet tonight, and in the morning, I'll make Mansfield Southern with Shakespeare had written only letters to his tailor. So I go along with Ambrose Hamlet or see Mansfield Southern in Hamlet.