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The transcript of “Runyon 4x-xx-xx ep42 Lillian”, an episode of The Damon Runyon Theatre. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Damon Runyon Theatre plays The Damon Runyon Theatre free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Damon Runyon Theatre. Once again, the Damon Runyon Theatre brings you another story by the master storyteller, Damon Runyon. And this one, Lilian. And to tell it to you, here is Broadway. Thanks. What I always say is that Wilbur Willett is not them but a very lucky guy. Because what is it but luck when one morning I am helping him to his hotel. It is snowing and it is a
very pretty sight. But I am not able to pay too much attention to the beauties of nature What with having to guide Wilbur? Wilbur it seems like always has got himself to the point where the little animals will soon take over. In fact, as we are walking along he is talking funny. Are we near the summit Broadway?
Summit? What summit Wilbur? We will be the only mentor rich to top of Mount Everest. We are walking on 46th Street. Where are all the Tibetans? They are all in bed. All good little Tibetans are in bed at this hour. Now you'll be a good little Tibetan. Do not call me name. Oh Wilbur I am trying to get you to your
hotel. Oxygen. Break out the oxygen. It's this way Wilbur we are just around the corner from where you live. Ah the only men to reach the summit of Mount Everest and live. Sure sure the newspapers will be full of not just a couple more steps and you can stand on the summit and wave at the people down below. What people? We lost
Broadway lost an attractiveness waste of snow and ice. Send up a player. I will send up a flock of rockets later. You're a good guy, Broadway. A real good guy. Broadway? What is the matter?
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