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The transcript of “Runyon 4x-xx-xx ep10 Breach of Promise”, an episode of The Damon Runyon Theatre. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Damon Runyon Theatre plays The Damon Runyon Theatre free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Damon Runyon Theatre. Once again, the Damon Runyon Theatre brings you another story by the master storyteller, Damon Runyon, and this one, Reach of Promise. And to tell it to you, here is Broadway. Thanks.
How I happen to know this story is a story in itself. But I will skip that and tell you about Mr. Jeybiz Tuesday and a doll named Amelia Badkin. It also concerns Harry the Horse and Milky Way.
And how they get mixed up in something like this is quite a story, which I will tell you in a minute. Well, back to the Damon Runyon Theatre and the famous story, Breech of Promise.
Well, one day a certain party by the name of Judge Farber sends word that he wishes to see me in his office. Of course, he is no more a judge than I am, and he is never a judge, and he is a hundred to one in my line against ever being a judge.
But he gets his name from being very smart and being able to help certain citizens out of difficulties when the need for that arises. Well, I call on Judge Farber, and he takes me to his private office, and the scene is as far as.
Broadway, I'd like very much to get in touch with a couple of friends of yours. Friends of mine? Mm-hmm. Who might they be, Judge? They might be anyone. But these particular friends happen to be Harry the Hars and Milk Ear Willy.
Uh-huh. Why do you wish to contact them? I have a little job for them. Uh-huh. What is the job? Well, it's out of time work that requires tact and some nerve. The nerve is with them, Judge, but by no stretch of the imagination can I conscientiously recommend their tact?
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