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Runyon 4x-xx-xx ep12 Pick a Winner

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The Damon Runyon Theatre. Once again, the Damon Runyon Theatre brings you another story by the master storyteller, Damon Runyon, and this one, Pick the Winner. And to tell up to you, here is Broadway. Thanks.

It is one winter and I am in Miami, Florida with a character named Hot Horse Hoebe. How I get there is quite a long story. And it goes back to one cold night when I am sitting in Mindy's when it comes Hot Horse Hobbie and his ever-loving fiancé, Miss Cudi Andrews. Now the peculiar thing is not that I

go to Miami, but what happens there with Hot Horse, Cudi, my self and a character named Professor Woodley is a story for the books, and I will tell it to you in a minute. And now back to the Damon Runyon Fader and the famous story, Pick the Winner.

As I am saying, I am sitting one cold night in Minnie's when he walks Hot Horse, Cudi, And his ever-loving fiancé, Miss Cudi Andrews. Now, a hard horse gets his name from the fact that he has always got a hard horse for somebody the better.

In short, Hayby is a tote and makes us live in that way. Such as lives. Miss Cudi Andrews, on the other hand, is more than 100% all right in anybody's land. And is a constant wonder to all citizens why she puts up with Hayby.

But she does. And this makes her all the more all right. Well, Hot Horse and Cutie come over to me and sit down, and we speak as follows. Hiya, Broadway. Hey, baby, how are ya?

Cutie, how go's it? Pretty good, Broadway. Broadway? I have got a proposition for you. How would you like to go to Miami, Florida? Doin' what? As my guest. Your guest? Tell ya what, I have a ticket here for tomorrow's train.

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