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Runyon 4x-xx-xx ep16 Old Ems Kentucky Home

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The Damon Runyon Theatre. Once again, the Damon Runyon Theatre brings you another story by the master storyteller, Damon Runyon. And this one, Old M's Kentucky Home. And to tell it to you, there is Broadway.

Thanks. Chances are you never hear of a citizen by name H.K. Ironhat, or his horse, Old M. H.K. claims that Old M is a resource. But the truth is, she is not even able to keep up with the lead pony at the track.

Even when the pony is walking at a slow gate. However, that is more than somewhat beside the point. The point being the story about H.K. and Old Anne, which I will tell you in a minute.

Now back to the Damon Runyon Theatre and the famous story, Old Anne's Kentucky Hall. Well, it is of a Thursday night and I am sitting in Mindy's enjoying a choice pot roast with potato pancakes when I look up and see H.K.

Iron Hat. Now, this is not his real name. In fact, nobody remembers his right name, but he has called Iron Hat because he always Where's the baby pushed down over his head so he looks like a jug with a cock in it Itchki spots me and slides into a chair next to me and opens the conversation as far

Why are you Broadway? I am fine. And you itchki? Hmm all right, I guess These could be better. I am broken not good for touch even a slight one to tell it truth I too am in need the horses do not run right for you. It is not that then what is the matter?

I have a loving wife for me and no more ever loving. Oh, since when does this happen? Yesterday. You, uh, have a disagreement? Yes. Overall, them. Your horse? My race horse. I am sorry, your race horse. So, my ever loving wife, Mousie, delivers an ultimatum.

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