Release the Bats

Hey, oh yes, all luncheons with a power-elite, rounds of golf with Hollywood heavyweights, and loads of I-class tramps! Oh, and how? Hahahaha, yeah! The cemetery will be teeming with opportunistic trumpets, so all will have to use shallies there on for an end table, and Jelena Jolie for a staircase, Jennifer loved you at Bard-Ashtray.

Hahahahaha, yes, look at mr, I'm King of the world! King of the world! Hahahaha, I like you, baby. If you're getting really bored, you'll lose. I have a feeling you'd have better luck finding a print a London after midnight then you would The Gluteus the Evil King.

Well, that's our show for today. Be here next week for a special Christmas episode, when Carlos the Gate-leeper masturbates while listening to Christmas carols. I kid you not. So you know to drill by now, keep it locked on Colt Radio-a-Go-Go because if you don't, well then you're a poser and a fraud and you're a disgrace to Colt fans everywhere.

So stay right here, you're on notice.