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First Song-Anything You Can Do

The Bing Crosby-Rosemary Clooney Show · 1962 · 20 min · 2,006 words

The transcript of “First Song-Anything You Can Do”, an episode of The Bing Crosby-Rosemary Clooney Show from 1962. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Bing Crosby-Rosemary Clooney Show plays The Bing Crosby-Rosemary Clooney Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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In and roll. Oh, we. That sounds like a powerhouse, dude. Doesn't it, Rosie? I choose them to be reckoned with. I'm reckoned with. Reckon you're around, Miss Maisville-Kenduckey. I reckon we're all. You better. I can do anything better than you.

No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am.

No, you're not. Yes I am, yes I am I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge I can get a sparrow with a double one arrow I can do most anything Can you beg a pint?

Neither can I Anything you can sing, I can sing louder I can sing anything louder No you can't No you can't Yes I can Yes I can I can buy anything cheaper than you No you can't.

Forty cents. Fifty cents. Thirty cents. This is getting for a skinny and I believe it. You can dig. I can dig deeper. I can dig anything deeper than you. Thirty feet. Forty feet. I'll go to dig and dig.

You're not digging. You're not digging. Yes I can. All right. I can be a racer by the steeple-taser. I can jump a hurdle even with my girdle. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that is so gonna rat.

No, no, no, no. I can go higher. I can sing anything higher than you. Yes, I can! No, you can't! Yes, I can! Get me some oxygen! Yes, I can! You gotta mow me! Yes, I can!

Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Put the whole of the mower here, friends, for a few pertinent points from Riggles. Look for the spear, and get the chewing enjoyment. Look for the spear, get Riggly's!

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