First Song-Anything You Can Do

Thank you, Durwood. Thank you very much now if you and Gary must Ambulon, I can't think of a more charming pair to supplant you. You mean us? Well, I don't mean coffee Dan and ukulele. I here we go Better I can do anything better than you know you can't know you can't yes

Yes, I can yes, I can Then you can be I can be greater sooner or later on greater than you know you're not yes I am. Yes I am. Yes I am. Yes I am.

Yes I am. You can part with me. I can get a sparrow with the football one arrow. I can do most anything. Can you beg a pie? No. Anything you can sing. I can sing louder.

I can sing anything louder. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can. Cheaper than you. No you can't. 47. Forty-cent? Fifty-cent? Thirty-cent? This is getting for a skinny and I believe it.

You can dig, I can dig deeper. I can dig anything deeper than you. Thirty feet? Forty feet? I'll go to digging. You're not digging, you're not digging. Yes, I can! Alright! I can be a racer by the steeple-taser.

I can jump a hurdle even with my girdle. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yep. So gonna rat. No, you can reach. I can go higher. I can sing anything higher than you.

Oh, you can't. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. It's a oxygen. Yes, I can. I can't believe it. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Ladies and new gentlemen listening to you can all take the word of Mark Trainer, the Parisian hairdresser and cosmetologist, that in the next 20 years a revolution will take place in the beauty business.