29 ep26 Jimmy Durante Milton Berle

You are about to be entertained by some of the biggest names in show business. For the next hour and 30 minutes, this program will present in person such bright stars as... Milton Burrell? Rosemary Clooney?

Jimmie Durrani? Frank Lovejoy? Gordon MacRae? Ethel Merman? Meredith Wilson? And my name, darling, is Toulula Bankett. The National Broadcasting Company presents... The Big Show! So listen America, the turkeys of America We're going to be a part of full star The Ming Show, 90 minutes with the most scindulating personalities in the entertainment world

Brought to you this Sunday and every Sunday at the same time as the Sunday feature of NBC's All-Star Festival And here is your hostess, the glamorous, unpredictable Toulula Bankhead Hello darlings, yesterday the producer of this show told me that I had been mistreating our guest stars, that I was insulting, belligerent, rough and tough.

Well, I've come to the conclusion that he's right, and I'm gonna tell him so when he gets out of the hospital. From now on, I know what I'll do. Every time I find myself losing my temper, I'll remember this little motto.

One, two, think it through. Three, four, don't get sore. Five, six, never mix. Seven, eight, hesitate. Nine, ten friends again. This isn't that sweet. I found it on the back of a box of the loaves, this oatmeal place I've ever eaten.

But you just noticed how it works as I introduced our first box of oats. I mean, I first guessed, at the moment, ladies and gentlemen, it is with a graciously pleasure that I now present that lovely charming, graciously a musical comedy herself.

Well, I'll get it over here. Well, me? I said at all, Merman. Was that you saying all those nice things about me? That's right, darling. Well, cut it out. Why? Because I now have to say nice things about you, and I'm not that good an actress.