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The Mink Coat

The Bickersons · June 12, 1951 · 29 min · 4,741 words

The transcript of “The Mink Coat”, an episode of The Bickersons first broadcast June 12, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays The Bickersons free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Philip Morris presents the bicker son starring Francis Langford and Lou Parker. Believe in yourself. Yes, believe in yourself. Compare Philip Morris. Match Philip Morris. Judge Philip Morris against any other brand. Then decide for yourself which cigarette is milder, tastier, more enjoyable.

Believe in yourself and you'll believe in Philip Morris, America's finest cigarette. They fight, they yell, they squabble and squawk, but they love each other as much as any married couple in the world. That's Francis Langford and Lou Parker, stars of Philip Raph's humorous creation, The Bickerson's, produced and broadcast transcribed from Hollywood.

And here is John Bickerson himself, Lou Parker. Thank you ladies and gentlemen and good evening. Before we go any further on behalf of Francis Langford and myself, courtesy demands that I thank you for your many kind letters regarding our first program, but in this matter if you didn't send any, we'll dispense with that

formality. Instead I'd like to take this opportunity to present my favorite actress and singer, lovely Francis Langford. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, we mention on our first show that Francis would sing any number requested by a boy in the service. So if you're a GI, drop us a line. Tonight we've chosen a letter

from the first army man to come back from Korean, Corporal Thomas L. Alvarez, who's at the Wadsworth VA Hospital. And he'd like to hear on the sunny side of the street. Is that in your book, Francis?

Right on page one. Yeah. So with the help of Tony Romano and his orchestra, this is for you, Tommy. Get your coat and get your hands. There is all the door still. Life can be so sweet on the zealous side of the street Can't you hear that pit of path?

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