Clams Are Healthy (aka The Will)

From Hollywood, it's Dreamtime! Now you can get a great new improved dream, the shampoo of lovely stars in Hollywood. The new miracle shampoo that lets your hair shine like the stars. Ladies and gentlemen, the makers of the new improved dream shampoo are pleased to present the green show, produced by Carlton Alsop, and starring Donamie G.

Let me sleep, will you please, Blige? Danny Thomas? It's a free country, I'm a citizen. And Francis Langford, singing. Sometimes I'm happy, sometimes I'm blue, my disposition depends on you. I never mind the rain from the sky, if I can find your eye.

Sometimes I hate you, but when I love you, that's how I am. And I do. Times I love you. Sometimes I hate you.

But when- Here's news from Hollywood.

Thrilling beauty news about the greatest shampoo improvement in years. It's the great new improved dream shampoo. The miracle shampoo that means lovelier hair for Hollywood stars like Merlot Blun and lovelier hair for you. Yes, new improved dream lets your hair shine like the stars the very first time you use it.

For it's quicker, richer, more active leather brings out far more sheen by actual test than any soap shampoo. A new improved dream never dries out your hair but actually helps guard against bothersome dryness. Now, leaves your hair far easier to set curl and arrange.

New improved dream is at your dealers now in the familiar blue and yellow package. It's better for all types of hair. So do as Hollywood stars like Merlot-Brun do. For hair that shines like the stars, use new improved D.R.E.N.E. dream shampoo.

Remember, your hair can have that Hollywood sheen the very first time you use new dream. And here is your host for the evening, Don Amici! Francis, sorry I wasn't home when you dropped by this morning.