Allergic To Dogs (aka The New Puppy)
The Bickersons · January 12, 1947 · 29 min · 4,123 words
The transcript of “Allergic To Dogs (aka The New Puppy)”, an episode of The Bickersons first broadcast January 12, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays The Bickersons free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
Machine transcript (may contain errors).
Transcript
From Hollywood, it's Dream Time. Ladies and gentlemen, the makers of Dream Shampoo are pleased to present the fifth in a series of new programs written by Phil Rapp, produced by Carlton also, and starring Donamie T.
Blanch, let me sleep, will ya? Danny Thomas, just let him try and put me out of this phone booth, catch off. And Francis Langford, who sings... Zippity doo, zippity aye My oh my what a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine head in my way Zippity doo, zippert on my shoulder It's the truth, it's actual Everything is satisfactory
And now here is your host for the evening, Donna Meachie. And now here is your host for the evening, Donna Meachie.
It's a very nice evening. You can come right over here, Gail. I want you to meet Miss Langford. An unexpected pleasure. Thank you. Francis, this is an old school chum of mine. Now a distinguished doctor, Dr. Gail Gordon.
Not the imminent psychiatrist. You're very kind, Miss Langford. Well done, the hall with us, Francis. I've been terribly worried about Danny Thomas, including himself in the telephone booth, and I thought Dr. Gordon might be able to help.
He's so scared of him, Mike. He jumps when you say Romanov. I beg your pardon? That's just a little joke, doctor. You'll have to steal yourself to a lot of that around here. Wait, wait. On the left-hand side.
Can you see Danny's face? Mmm. Hyper-frenic type. Possibly manic-depressive. How long has he been in that to catatonic stupor? Uh, just a minute, Gere. You're looking at Carmen Dragon. Sorry. Seems like a natural mistake to me.
If you'll excuse me, I'll go back to my knitting. Did you call me, Don? Common, I'd like to shake hands with Dr. Gordon. This is our musical director, Gale. Common Dragon. Mr. Dragon? Mr. Doctor. I mean Dr. Gordon.
Read the full transcript with Potato Plus
92 more paragraphs, about 27 more minutes of the episode. Potato Plus is every episode on demand from any moment, every transcript in full and unlimited transcript search, for $5 a month.
Potato Plus opens soon: join the listThat was the 60-second preview
Keep listening with Potato Plus: every episode, on demand, from any moment.
Potato Plus opens soon: join the listAll The Bickersons transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive