Everybody Has a Baby (aka Amos Borrows the Car)

From Hollywood, it's Dream Time. Ladies and gentlemen, the makers of Dream Shampoo are pleased to present the fourth in a series of new programs, Starling Donamichi, Blanche, why don't you keep quiet and let me sleep?

Danny Thomas, I'll get out of this phone booth tonight if it kills me. And Francis Langford, who sings smiling at me laughing but blue skies do I see blue skies all day long never saw the sun going through right notice me a day for my only fly It's all of them, good,

Captain Buds-Oosh-Dye! Now, here is your host for the evening, Don Ameti!

And good evening, Don't go away, Francis. What's the matter, darling? Oh, Danny Thomas and the telephone booth. I think we're in for a little unpleasantness tonight. What happened, Don? Did he get his head caught in the dial?

Carmen, you're a scream. Well, I don't know the guy I never even saw him. Oh, this is serious, Francis. There's a lawyer here, Mr. Gordon. He's from the telephone company, and he wants his phone booth back.

I once knew a fellow who worked for the phone company. He used to enter the coin boxes. His name was Rob Nichols. They used to tell the one about the streetcar conductors. Rob Nichols, get it?

Well, I thought it was funny. What do you expect? I'm only a band leader. Honey, why don't you take a couple of aspirins? Francis, I want you to stay right with me when we go to see Danny.

Perhaps you'll be able to soften the blow and sort of manage things. Dream leaves your hair so soft and yet so easy to manage. Now, what's that for, Toby? Well, I'm just running through my discourse on Dream, Don.