Deep Sea Treasure Enterprise

Ladies and gentlemen, the makers of Dream Shampoo are pleased to present the third in a series of new programs, starring Donamie T. Blanche, why don't you let me sleep? Danny Thomas? If I only had the nerve to come out of this phone booth.

Anne Francis Langford, who sings... There's no business like show, business like no, business like no, everything about it is appealing. Everything the traffic we know are Nowhere could you get them how they feelin' When you're stealing an extra ball There's no meaningful life shown Will they smile when they are lost?

Even with a turkey that you know will fold You may be stranded Still you wouldn't change it for them Yesterday they told you you would not go far That night you open and there you are.

Next day on your dressing room, a what let's go. And now here is your host for the evening, Don Meji. Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I think we owe you a little post Christmas present, so we've cooked up a small surprise.

Tonight we have a guest. Who is he, Don? Kyle, I'm just about to announce his name. Well, who is he? Hurry up. I have to fix the music. You know, you have a very disconcerting habit of interrupting me every time I launch into what I believe Every time I launch into what I believe,

will be an interesting bit of rhetoric. I planned a nice little speech and I'd rather you wouldn't stop the flow. Okay, who is he? Ladies and gentlemen, since the World Series has passed into history.

World Series, can't you get somebody timely? Would you let me finish? Since the World Series has passed into history, it's only natural that the sporting eyes of America should turn to another thrilling event. An exciting winter pastime loved by every man, woman and child.