Premiere Show
The Bickersons · December 15, 1946 · 29 min · 3,876 words
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The makers of Dream Champou are pleased to present the first in a series of new programs starring Donamichi, Danny Thomas and Francis Langford with Carmen, Dragon and these orchestras. In their desire to provide a full half hour of entertainment, the sponsors of this program have instructed me to be brief, while extolling the many virtues of dreams, spelled D-R-E-N-E.
No adjectives, however, are to be spared in the description of our triad of star performers. Stars who are as lustrous as your hair after using green shampoo, spelled F-H-A-M-P-O-O. Now, here is your host for this evening, the amiable and talented gentleman who succeeds in rolling many facets into a career as an actor, singer, country squire, horse breeder,
football impresario and family band, Donamie G. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, Anne Citte. Let me answer that. Hey, Don, what's always talk about a new program? What does that start? What starts tonight, Carmen? It'll be an entirely different setup.
Oh, all musical numbers? Well, not exactly. Oh, nearly all music? Uh, no. Um, mostly music? Well, I'll tell you the truth, Carmen. We're going to experiment. The plan is to start with as little music as possible and gradually work it up to where we have none at all.
I see. Well, I wish we were still with Dream. What? This is still the Dream Show, Carmen. Same sponsor. I have to keep on using that stuff. Well, it happens to be an excellent shampoo.
No, brother. This is going to be a tough season. Carmen Dragon and his lustrous hair. No music. Well, here what Pichola has to say about this. Well, you needn't be so Charlie-shabouted. What's the matter, dog?
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