The Case of the Handy Helpmate

Hello? Yes, this is the Falcon speaking. Oh, Marion, I'm glad you called. I'm sorry, Angel, I'm all jammed up. Some boy just came to see me with a proposition I couldn't possibly turn down. If we work it right, it may mean a killing.

Once again, the National Broadcasting Company brings you the transcribed adventures of the Falcon, starring Les Damon. The adventures of the Falcon, dedicated to private investigators everywhere. Those hard-hitting detectives who like Mike Waring risk their lives to aid law enforcement agencies.

So join him now when the Falcon solves the case of the handy help mate. It is late afternoon in New York, and at the Miramar, a cheap hotel on the Bowery, one citizen finds release from the cares of the day.

But the sound effects annoy Chuck Lewis. And when Chuck is annoyed, he does something about it. Alright Tony, get up. Come on, bum. Get out of my room. I ain't bothering anybody. You're bothering me.

You're willing? Yeah. To the devil you've been. I just went out with some air. Oh, you just went? What are you hanging around for Tony? I told you to get lost. Someone would think you're all a joint.

What did you say? You say? Not. He's a wise guy, that Tony. I wouldn't let him get away with a chuck. No. What would you do? No, what's the matter? Pal, everything rubs you the wrong way.

Yeah, maybe this'll make you feel better. Where'd you get that bottle? I got friends. You raised any dough? No, I never saw such a bunch of tight words in my life. Come here a second.

Huh? I said, come here. No, look. What's the matter? Standing with you. Oh, cut it out. That'd be your pockets. Quit stalling, turn them inside out. Oh, listen. Are you gonna do like I say?