Sinister Siren Caper

The National Broadcasting Company presents The Adventures of Sam's Bay Detective Sweetheart, oh that's a warm reception if I ever heard one I'm here at my post, Sam, ready to do my duty Alright, alright, let's have it Have what?

What have I done? Well... Come on, come on! Sam, who was that lady I seen you with? What lady? What lady? Sam, for your information, there was a five column picture on page one of the chronicles Showing you with your arms around the redhead. Yes. Ah It means nothing to me as a person Sam although I am a redhead myself

but I feel there are certain standards of publicity and an agency of our Starters angel angel if you bothered to read the caption under the picture You would have learned that my arms were around this other redhead to keep her from braining me with a paperweight She picked off Dundee's death. Oh Yes

So take my picture back out of the drawer and while you're at it, grab the book and pencil. Because I'll be right down with a somewhat lengthier explanation entitled, The Sinister Siren Paper. Transcribed by NBC, William Sphere, radio's outstanding producer, director of mystery and crime drama, brings you the greatest private detective of them all.

In the adventures of Sam's fate How many to fool out of me? At fate! No black eyes! As afraid, afraid, but fighting How you explain to Sam?

Well, I'm for you, you're coming in with... Battle stars? Uh-huh! Among other things? How do I explain this? That woman is a cue if I ever heard one, are you, uh... Ready Sam? That's all right.