Kimberly Cross Caper

The National Broadcasting Company presents The Adventures of Sam Spade Detective. Spade Detective Agency! This is Mr. Bergamot. Oh, Mr. Bergamot, I'm so sorry. But Mr. Spade isn't in. He ought to be back any moment, however.

That is, if you wish to imply him. This is his secretary, Ms. Preen. Well, it's a method fact, Ms. Preen. Oh, he'll be available, I know. The matter he's attending to is that it's just purely routine.

What he calls a humdrum number. Humbrum. Well, it's a private detective version of baby sitting. Is he almost as paid how to do what sit on a chair for 24 hours? And that's why I say he'll be back any minute.

His last words to me were take anything. So if you desire a smurfery and I do not desire Mr. Spade's services. As a matter of fact, he's using mine. I'm his nurse at the Harbor Emergency Hospital.

Nurse, another shot. Please this time, Bourbon. You all like quietly, Mr. Spade. He's coming along quite nicely. The bullet didn't end of the cranium at all. Good cranium, Ghost! Mrs. Fade was too. But I refused, I refused, but Miss Nightingale, I am.

F-F! Wonder Girl! F-F! Oh, F-F! Try those big brown eyes, cherub. Fluff up the sofa and spread out some lamp from Italy, my poor bullet-ridden head on. In practically no time at all, I'll be staggering in the gas by the humdrum report on the Kimberly Cross-Caper.

For NBC, William Spear, radio's outstanding producer, director of Mystery and Crime Drama, brings you the greatest private detective of them all, in The Adventures of Sam Spade. Smill. You have to break down your whole constitution, give your fits.