Mad Scientist Caper

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This is Mad Scientific Detective number 13756. Sam, no matter what anyone says, I'll stand by you. You're nothing of the sword. Not scientific? Of course not, you're too fisted. Well, thanks, Evie. That ain't all, Evie. I was actually mistaken for a convolutional melancholy act.

Oh, Sam, are you all right now? Wrong diagnosis, Angel. It turned out to be melancholy a catatonic act. Oh, you poor darling. What is that? Well, it's a thing where you lie motionless and silent with fixed eyes and indifference to surroundings.

Unquote. Sam, what happened to you? What hospital are you in? Can I bring you anything? No, F.E. I am now at large. Pull down the blinds, check the corridors for men and little white coats, and set a bottle in the window if the coast is clear.

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