Wheel of Life Caper

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I believe that interpolation is hardly rhetorical, Mr. Spade. To what have you been up with your pardon expression, and has that girl regained her facilities? I wouldn't know, but her faculties are as good as ever if you were part of the expression.

Mr. Spade, sometimes I think you're a regular philanthropist. Don't you mean philanera? How much money did you make out of that case? Well, I broke even anyway. That's what I mean, you're a philanthropist. Well, you know best, Bernadine.

By the way, was that man really murdered with the bus or was that just publicity? He really was, Bernadine. Why? That just happened to be one lying around. Oh, I don't mean that. Why was it killed?

For the Wheel of Life. Oh. You're not going to ask what that is? Some curio, no doubt. Listen, Bernadine. The Wheel of Life is, uh... I suppose I don't have to tell you to stay where you are.

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