Death Bed Caper

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Oh, Sam, I bet not. You wouldn't take that line down. Oh. Well, you did first, Sam. I did not. Oh, you mean you actually did? Oh, don't pin me down. Anyway, I was present at two dying declarations.

Would you believe Effie that a man could say something that wasn't true at a time like that? Oh no. You mean a man would be lying? And is that there? Oh, Sam, that's not stopping. I don't know what you are.

It's all right, Effie. I forgive you. You're gonna tone by telling me how wonderful you think I am. I think you... That you may do when I arrive at a thrice to dictate my report on the Deathbed Capers.

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