Birthday Present

Hi, Abade. See how about a little... Ow! Does that answer your question, buddy? The Adventures of Maisie, Starring and Southern. You all remember Metro Goldwyn Mayer's famous Maisie pictures. In just a moment, you'll hear Maisie in radio, Starring the same glamorous star you all went to see and loved on the screen, and Southern. But first, you're anouncer.

I'm Southern as Maisie. Yep, I'm Maisie, like the fella said, Maisie was there.

I'm a gal that knows most of the answers because believe me, I've been asked most of the questions. That's why Maisie, when I met Eddie Jordan, I knew it was the real thing. Eddie and me, we've been in case a long time now.

But we can't get married because Eddie's income ain't been coming in steady enough. Now he's got a good job in the bank in the interest adding up department. Right now I've dropped in on the bank to see how he's getting on.

And also since it's my birthday next week, I'd better start dropping hints about it presently. Because with Eddie you've got to get to work early. 68 times 10 of 680, 9 into 34 doesn't go.

Well try again Eddie, maybe you can. Maybe you can. I'm crazy. Hello, darling. Don't mind me. Just go ahead with your work. I'll just watch. Sure, honey. But the boss, Mr Gillespie, doesn't approve of weak clerks working to an audience.

I'll see you tonight. And I'm into 34. Eddie, I just dropped over to tell you you don't really have to. Free, eh. Don't have to what? Well, just because it's only seven days to my birthday.

You don't have to spend your hard-earned money just to buy me a present. I know I don't have to. But if you're going to be a pig headed deer and then just don't get me something, I guess there's nothing I can do about it.