Phony Screen Test

Say, how about a lot? Ah! She's about answering your question, buddy. The Adventures of Macy Starring and Southern. All remember, Metro Golden Mayor's famous Maisie picture. In just a moment, you'll hear Maisie in radio, Starring the same glamour star you all went to see and logged on the screen and Southern.

Maisie, like the fella said, Maisie was here. In show business, jobs are very seldom. So to keep my stomach from secedent, from the rest of me, I became what you call a jack-of-all trade. I'd go into any trade that had any jack in it.

Legitimate only, of course. The jobs I've taken to keep the wolf from the door believe me, I could write a book. I'll never forget the time I was working at the census taker. It was in one of those hillbilly states where if anybody wore shoes, you knew right away he was a tourist.

I'll never forget one farmhouse on my beat. The whole affidavit? It looked like the house was made of driftwood, and some of the wood was still drifting. Look, the camp too tired for humor is saying, open up.

I come from the capital of the United States. You mean Washington, DC? I don't mean Richmond, Virginia. Good day, mister. I'd like to ask you some questions. Questions? Yeah. The government wants to know how many people there are in this country.

tell them to ask somebody else. I don't even know how many people are in this year town. Oh well you don't understand this. Every 20 years the government sends around census takers from house to house to see who was born. Now how about you?