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The Spicy Novel

The Adventures of Maisie · March 22, 1951 · 29 min · 3,606 words

The transcript of “The Spicy Novel”, an episode of The Adventures of Maisie first broadcast March 22, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Maisie plays The Adventures of Maisie free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Say, how about it? Ow! Does that answer your question, buddy? For a Metro-Goldwood Mayor's famous busy picture, in just a moment you will hear amazing and radio starring the same glamorous star you all went to see and loved on the screen.

I'm a major, like the man said, major, revealed Brooklyn. I'm in show business, you know.

You'll pardon me for always mentioning it, but since my last good job has been a stenographer, a music teacher, receptionist, wrestling promoter, wait with an undertaker's assistant. You might forget about the show business part.

You see, my heart's in show business, but my stomach insists that I take a few jobs that pay money. But I keep on trying, and right now I'm going to see my huff agent, squirm and thermon.

You like Herman, that is if you happen to like weasel, to give you an idea what a sweet guy he is. He got his mother a job as a queen of the powder room at a night club and charged their 10% commission But if somebody once said who wants an honest man for an agent well Herman was glad to see me

He said Maisie G. I'm glad to see you doll. Sorry. I can't give any more time. I'm glad you dropped in now I'll call you Wait a minute you can't brush me off like this Herman look Maisie. I'm very busy right now I'm expecting an important call from Hollywood any minute. Oh quick kid me Herman

You couldn't accept a collect call from Chicago without going bankrupt. I want to know what you've been doing to get me a job. Come on, tell me it's you nice fat lie. Maisie, do I ever lie to you?

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