Eddie Sells Insurance

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Maisie, like the fellow just said, Maisie bevier. Maybe I ain't so smart, but the way I figure,

When a girl walks down the street, very few fellows say, wow, get a load of those brains. That's how I met my steady, Eddie Jordan. I was walking past a drug store and he whistled for a cab.

But luckily I got there first. Me and Eddie, we've been going steady now for over a year. But we can't get married because he has an impediment in his bag. He can't get off the bed early enough to keep a job.

Right now we're at the employment office of one of the biggest insurance companies in New York. I had it come along because I got to make sure that Eddie fills out the application bank right.

If I left it entirely to him, he might tell the truth. Maisie, since you've answered all the other questions in this application for me, what should I fill in in this space where they ask about my education?

Oh, well, is it a wide space or a narrow space, Eddie? Why? Oh, well, that means they want a man with a lot of education. How many colleges you go to, Eddie? None. Oh. Well, then put down graduate of Harvard, Notre Dame, and Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Graduate of Harvard? M-A-M-A-M-A. You better make that Yale. Look, Maisie, I know this is none of my business challenge this. Yeah, I guess so. Application. Well, I have to care to be in the employment window.