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Is Therea Ghost

The Adventures of Maisie · November 30, 1950 · 27 min · 4,004 words

The transcript of “Is Therea Ghost”, an episode of The Adventures of Maisie first broadcast November 30, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Adventures of Maisie plays The Adventures of Maisie free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I have babe say how about a lot? Oh, she's got to answer your questions buddy. The Adventures of Maisie Starring and Souther. You all remember Metro Golden Mayor's famous Maisie pictures. In just a moment you'll hear Maisie in radio, starring the same glamorous star you all went to see and loved on the screen and Souther.

But first you're an outer. Yeah, fine, Naze, like the fella said, Mazy was there. In show business, jobs are very seldom.

So to keep my stomach from secedent, from the rest of me, I became what you call a jack of all trades. I'd go into any trade that had any jack in it. Legitimate only, of course.

The jobs I've taken to keep the wool from the door, believe me, I could write a book. I'll never forget the time I was working as a census taker. It was in one of those hillbilly states where if anybody wore shoes you knew right away he was a tourist.

I'll never forget one farmhouse on my beat. The loaf I made it? It looked like the house was made of driftwood and some of the wood was still drifting. Oh, God. Open the door and I'll tell you. I mean, you. I've come to take the census.

Oh, wait. We ain't got none. Look, Zeke, I'm too tired for humor saying, Open up. I come from the capital of the United States. You mean Washington, DC? I don't mean Richmond, Virginia. Good day, Mr. I'd like to ask you some questions.

Questions? Yeah. The government wants to know how many people there are in this country. They'll tell them to ask somebody else. I don't even know how many people are in this year town. Oh, well, you don't understand, Mr. Every 20 years the government sends around census take us from house to house to see who was born. Now, how about you?

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