The Spicy Novel

Hiya babe, say how about it? Oh! Does that answer your question buddy? The Adventures of Maisie Starring and Southern! You all remember Metro Goldwood Mayor's famous Maisie pictures? In just a moment you'll hear Maisie and Radio starring the same glamorous star you all went to see and loved on the screen and Southern, but first you're an out-ser.

announcer. And Southern as Maisie. You're fine Maisie like a man said.

Maisie was very brookless. I'm in show business, you know. You'll pardon me for always mentioning it, but since my last few jobs have been a stenographer, music teacher, receptionist, wrestling promoter, waitress, and undertakers assistant, you might forget about the show business part.

You see, my heart's in show business, but my stomach insists that I take a few jobs I take a few jobs that pay money, but I keep on trying, and right now I'm gonna see my agent, squirmin Herman.

You like Herman? That is if you happen to like Weasel. To give you an idea what a sweet guy he is. He got his mother a job as a queen of the powder room in a nightclub and charges their 10% But if somebody once said who wants an honest man for an agent? Well Herman was glad to see me, he said.

Hello, Herman. Hello, Maisie. Gee, I'm glad to see you, doll. Sorry I can't give any more time, but I'm glad you dropped in. I'll call you soon. Hey, now wait a minute. You can't brush me off like this, Herman.

Look, Maisie, I'm very busy right now. I'm expecting an important call from Hollywood any minute. Oh, quick, kidney, Herman. You couldn't accept a collect call from Chicago without going bankrupt. I want to know what you've been doing to get me a job. Come on, tell me it's you nice fat lies.