Newspaper Columnist

I'll answer your question, buddy. Here's a mazee starring Anne Souther. While we remember Metrical with Mayor's famous mazee picture, if just a moment you'll hear mazee in radio, starring the same glamorous star you all went to see and loved on the screen.

But first you're not. Maybe like he said, Maisie was there from Brooklyn. I'm in show business, you know.

If you're putting on a musical, I'll be glad you say dance. Say, dance, tell funny stories or even sweep up the plate. Yup, the spirit is in my blood, but if I don't start eating more often, there'll be very little else than it.

I've always wanted to get out with a little more security, and I've thought about working in the post office, but there's no future. Even after you learn the business, you can't open your own post office.

So I keep on making the round of the book and agents of the dooders and do a little phone slot feeling on the side. Sometimes I pick up as much as a half a buck.

It depends on how I'm feeling. Well today I was just about to leave Mrs. Kennedy's room and house where my boyfriend Eddie Jordan and I live when the phone rang. The city editor of one of the newspapers wanted to see me so I hurried by down to his office.

Hey, what's up, my friend? Um, did you want to see me, Mr. Conn? Why do you think I said, boy, you know, sit down and shut up. Mr. Connce, this is going to hurt you more than it does mean.

Oh, you hit me! That is absolutely correct. You're fired. Okay, getting my two weeks paying, I'll go. Pick it up at the cashier's office. Wait a minute, I haven't even hired you yet. That's right. Nobody's going to insult Maisie without paying for it.