Monster Surfer

In the monster surf I give to hold that right I surf all day at Malibu and I hide in the coffin at night My surfing, my surfing, my surfing I am the monster surf, on Gremmhe's a place to curse And I wouldn't be caught dead in a woody I only drive my surfing horse

Monster, sir, per. Monster, sir, per. I am the monster, sir, per. On the plane of fire or sword. And I recharge myself daily with the electrodes on my board. Monster, sir, per. Monster, sir, per.

I end up on the front, I look horrible on the beach I have long hair over me and I sure use a lot of bleach On the airplane, don't laugh at me, the beach Food's my zone, I'm on my boat

I wish to take you out into the ocean