That Real Crazy Infinity

And now, a tale well calculated to keep you in... Sauce Spence. In a moment, act one of that real crazy infinity, starring Jack Grimes and Richard Holland, and written especially for suspense by Dick W. Dowling.

Uh, like... what do we do now, man? Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna take up some loot somewhere. We still got our horns. Yeah, but do we blow them or hawk them? We're going to find a hot shop in this town.

Oh man, this is a real drag. Yeah. All I want now is to get back to New York. What we need is one fast gig that pays enough bread for traveling expenses. Why don't we check with that tomato behind the counter and see what the scoop is around here.

Crazy. Hey, uh, baby? Yeah, what'll it be, Jen? Uh, two more coffees, please. You got them. Hey, honey, what's the best way to pick up a fast buck in town here? Make a fast grab.

This kid is not a Lenny Bruce. Oh, just a touch of humor, boys. Say, what kind of work can you do? Well, we're musicians. We like to earn bus fare back to New York. Well, I like much call from musicians around here, except maybe the church socials now and then.

Wow. Any other kind of work? Well, there's strawberry picking over a towner's farm. Yeah, no, no, thanks. By the way, when is the next bus to New York? Oh, never. At least why it's not from here.

You gotta go clear over the center wheel about 60 miles. Let me chance you're getting a lift with somebody? Like me this time of night. Well, maybe a little... Pardon me, Jenny. I couldn't help over here in these gents.