3x-xx-xx ep051 The Smokers Rebellion

The makers of X-Lax, the original chocolateed laxative, present strange as it seems. In the night, all cats are grey, and to a lot of people, a laxative is a laxative. But they're not all alike. Some are good. Some are indifferent, and some are even bad for you.

So don't experiment with your health. You may be sorry if you do. There are only a few facts that you must know about the laxative you take. But these facts are very important. First, a laxative should be mild and gentle, yet at the same time, thorough.

X-lax is the perfect combination. It's gentle, it's mild, it's thorough. You'll find that it's kind to your system because it's correctly timed. It takes six to eight hours to be effective. And X-lax is kind to your taste, too, because X-lax tastes just like delicious chocolate.

And one more point, X-Likes is equally good for men, women, and children. It's the ideal family likes it. The Smokers Rebellion. It was once illegal to smoke in New York. Back in the 17th century, when the Dutch ruled New York, they had a peppery little governor named William Keat, who looked like an irritated pup dog.

There is one of the strangest happenings during William Keats' Dormey governorship. 1640, the Dutch town of New Amsterdam on the island of Manhatos. The governor sits in his office in a towering rage. I tell you, this town is going to rack under ruin.

You there! Anthony Van Crawleyer! Standing with your smelly piping your mouth! What do you do all day but sit in a tavern with your friend? But if I do no such thing, I... Yes, you do!